I have no idea what you're talking about

So here's a picture of a dog with a flower hat.

Easter Parade, Nikon D1x with 70-210mm lens. I bought a D1x as a bash around camera, something I could ding and scratch up and not care if it happened (or take it to situations I'd never bring my Fuji to) but like all things in life, I got attached to this camera, far more than I expected to, so now I'm trying to take care of it, not that I bashed it around to begin with but it's in flawless condition and has the ultra-rare Nikon factory-only-supplied firmware upgrade.

Right, too long, didn't read version:

I like this D1x, and the following shots will be from real-world tests.